...Daddy's boxer briefs make a very interesting skirt...
...Mommy's bra makes for a great baby carrier...
...Butter is the perfect cleaning product...
...Clothes are completely optional...
...Showers are blissful, not to mention great fun...
...Baths are only worth it anymore if Big Brother can play too...
...Shoes are mandatory, the more shoes the better...
...Playing in the dirt is as important as powdering your nose....
...There is nothing better than splashing in puddles...
...Driving by Daddy's workplace, without stopping, is strictly forbidden...
...Talking is overrated. Making everyone guess is much more entertaining...
...Brushing your teeth should be a day long activity, so what if you run out of toothpaste by dinnertime...
...It's still a toss up on whether veggies or pastas are better, but sweets are best...
...If throwing a tantrum doesn't work, kill them with uber cuteness...
...Stand your ground and be patient, eventually they will cave...
...Getting clean and polished up to go out is overrated...
...Watch Mommy carefully, she knows where the good stuff is hidden...
...Bubba is tall, he can reach the good stuff when Mommy isn't looking...
...Share with Bubba anyways, even if his chores aren't done yet, you start playing sooner...
...All fences have an escape route...
and to conclude this post :
...When the music plays stop what you're doing and DANCE!...
...Mommy's bra makes for a great baby carrier...
...Butter is the perfect cleaning product...
...Clothes are completely optional...
...Showers are blissful, not to mention great fun...
...Baths are only worth it anymore if Big Brother can play too...
...Shoes are mandatory, the more shoes the better...
...Playing in the dirt is as important as powdering your nose....
...There is nothing better than splashing in puddles...
...Driving by Daddy's workplace, without stopping, is strictly forbidden...
...Talking is overrated. Making everyone guess is much more entertaining...
...Brushing your teeth should be a day long activity, so what if you run out of toothpaste by dinnertime...
...It's still a toss up on whether veggies or pastas are better, but sweets are best...
...If throwing a tantrum doesn't work, kill them with uber cuteness...
...Stand your ground and be patient, eventually they will cave...
...Getting clean and polished up to go out is overrated...
...Watch Mommy carefully, she knows where the good stuff is hidden...
...Bubba is tall, he can reach the good stuff when Mommy isn't looking...
...Share with Bubba anyways, even if his chores aren't done yet, you start playing sooner...
...All fences have an escape route...
and to conclude this post :
...When the music plays stop what you're doing and DANCE!...
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