Blogging about an Annoyance, that is all...

I"m just completely dumbfounded that a woman
who was a MOTHER at the age of 15 would REFUSE to teach her children
the first thing about safe sex practices, saying that if they feel
they're old enough to have premarital sex, then they're old enough to
figure out safe sex for themselves or will have to grow up and deal
with the consequences on their own, because she taught them her
morals...morals that include TWO pregnancies before the age of 18, then
THREE more pregnancies, with three other men, for a total of 5
children, with 4 men! Two of them weren't even semi-serious
relationships, just a weekend fuck!

Not only does she believe that it's best not to teach teenagers the
benefits of safe sex, but she also thinks that she is entitled to
receive wellfare benefits. Neither she nor her spouse have a job, and
he's been out of work for a few years...not because of any other reason
than they get more benefits. A few hundred in TANF, almost $1000 a
month in food stamps, live in a charity home, plus over a grand in
child support payments for just two of the kids....and yet claims to be
a Christian and is passing judgment towards parents who are smart
enough to at least educate their children about safe sex practices,
with the hope that they will abstain until marriage, but have covered
the alternate bases in the least bit, its still ultimately going to be
up to the teen if they actually take the pill, use the condom, etc...

Yea, the Bible teaches abstinence, and that'd be lovely if we could all
trust that all of our children will wait, but even in the most perfect
of circumstances that doesn't happen 100%.

But the Bible also teaches that he who does not provide for his family
is WORSE...WORSE than one with no faith. Now I'm not saying that
getting benefits or help is classified in this, there is a difference
between working and trying and just not quite making it and getting
assistance helps your family, and I'm not saying that a person who
loses their job, gets sick, etc is worse than the faithless one, by the
Biblical standard. He's a loving God, he knows times are tough, hell
these are the last days we're living in, it's NOT going to get better,
period, until God has done away with Satan and the demons, that's just
the way it is. We can prepare ourselves and do all we can, but this
world is only going to get worse, I don't give a flying flip who is
President, or who's in office elsewhere, it's not going to get any
better, we haven't even started seeing the shit storm yet.

But for two parents, of *good health*...yea they're fat, but they're
lazy...VERY LAZY....her major weight loss goal was to get up and walk
about 5 minutes a few days a week...then didn't follow through type of
lazy....but anyways, NEITHER of them work, he hasn't worked in a few
years, she hasn't worked more than a few months. Welfare & child
support pays for their everything, lucky them her oldest children's
father was responsible enough to finish school & actually get a
real job, that gave him more opportunity, etc, so now makes good money.
She divorced him because they weren't going to be qualifying for WIC,
Food Stamps, etc anymore...then claimed abuse, but that she regrets
ever leaving him and really wishes she wasn't married now and he wasn't
married now so that she can get back with him. She's just a blood
sucking money grubbing LEECH!

She leeches to men, trys to win their love by getting pregnant...poor
sap she's currently married too even got talked into adopting two of
the kids that the fathers were dead beats, so that if they ever
separated he'd be responsible for child support on three kids instead
of just his one....she didn't want him to adopt the older two because
their father paid child support, doesn't see them often, because if he
saw them too often he wouldn't be liable for as much child support.

Anyways, I digress.

Judge not, lest ye be judged....yea she's one of "those"
"Christians"...judges all that don't kiss her ass or those who prove
her to be as stupid as she looks. I don't claim to be perfect, and its
not my place to say she's going to really disappointed in the future,
but the cards aren't quite all there in that deck.....

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Poor Mikeal

In light of the fact that tomorrow is April First....we decided to be a little bit ...umm....how should I put it... onery....

See last year, with his new baby sister here, he decided to pull a VERY VERY mean trick on Brian, I can't remember exactly what it was, but something to the tune that I'd taken her to the hospital for some severe reason....I was in the bedroom sleeping with her when he'd come home from school and had no clue. Brian was rightfully VERY VERY upset over all this because 1) that meant Mikeal was home by himself and 2) I hadn't even let him know about what was going on.

So we're going to get him back a little bit this year....kinda

See he lost a tooth this evening. Meaning he's expecting his dollar from the Tooth Fairy to be under his pillow when he wakes up in the morning instead of the tooth....

Brian composed a small little letter to put under his pillow instead. And that note reads :

Dear Mikeal,

Due to the recent economic problems I cannot afford to give you money for your tooth. I am going to take your tooth for now in hopes that you will thank me later.

My Deepest Sorrow,

Ms. Tooth Fairy


WAY down at the bottom in VERY tiny print (well tinier than the letter's print) is a : PS APRIL FOOLS! Money is on the kitchen table this time.


We're so mean....

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In light of Today's Ceremonies

I am so FUCKING IRRITATED AT ALL THESE STUPID WHITE TRASH PESSIMISTIC ASSHOLES WHO REFUSE TO LOOK PAST PARTY AFFILIATIONS AND SKIN COLOR. I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT HE'S BLACK, WANTS PEACE WITH MUSLIMS, OR IS A DEMOCRAT. IF YOU CAN NOT BE RESPECTFUL OF THE MAN WHO THIS COUNTRY'S MAJORITY VOTED INTO OFFICE THEN SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS. YOU ARE SO HELL BENT ON FINDING NEGATIVES AND SO HELL BENT ON TALKING BADLY ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T AGREE WITH DOWN TO THE LETTER THAT YOU REFUSE TO OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE. THIS ELECTION IS NOT ABOUT "SOME BLACK MUSLIM" BECOMING PRESIDENT, ITS ABOUT A CHANGE OF POWER FROM BUSH JR. TO OBAMA. IT WAS AN ELECTION WON FAIR AND SQUARE BY OBAMA, A GREAT MANIFESTATION THAT OUR DEMOCRATIC WAY OF DOING THINGS WORKS PEACEFULLY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIS POLICIES AND IDEALS, BUT YOU DO HAVE TO BE RESPECTFUL OF THE FACT THAT HE IS YOUR PRESIDENT. MANY, MANY OF US HAS TO PUT UP WTIH BUSH NOT ONLY LOSING THE RACE AND BECOMING PRESIDENT, BUT THEN DRAGGING US THROUGH A WAR THAT DID NOTHING BUT BREAK OUR ECONOMY AND SEVER TIES BETWEEN OTHER NATIONS THAT SHOULD BE OUR ALLIES. DURING THE EIGHT YEARS OF BUSH'S BUMBLING BULLSHIT STUPIDITY MANY OF US KEPT OUR MOUTHS SHUT OR AT LEAST SPOKE RESPECTFULLY ABOUT HIM.

TODAY... I HAVE HEARD THE TERM NIGGER MORE TIMES THAN I HAVE EVER CARED TO IN MY ENTIRE LIFE...AND I WAS ONLY OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR A LTITLE OVER AN HOUR.

MY FELLOW COUNTRYMEN & WOMEN, IF YOU ARE GOING TO SHOW SUCH BLANTANT LACK OF RESPECT TOWARDS THE MAN VOTED INTO OFFICE, HERE TO LEAD AND TO SERVE YOU FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT 4 YEARS THEN WE ARE NOT PART OF THE SAME UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...YOU BELONG TO THE SEGREGATED STATES OF AMERICA THAT IS NOT RULED BY THE SEAL UNDER GOD. WE ARE ALL CREATED EQUAL, NO MAN IS OF HIGHER WORTH THAN ANOTHER.

THE UNITED STATES HAS COME A LONG WAY IN ITS SHORT HISTORY FOR THIS TO EVEN BE POSSIBLE AND ALL YOU BACKWOODS, UNDER EDUCATED, WHITE TRASH HEATHENS WHO ARE SO HELL BENT ON FINDING FAULT IN EVERYTHING NEED TO SHOVEL YOUR SHIT BACK INTO YOUR OWN MOUTHS, THEN EAT IT.

Thank you, I had to get that out.

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All the Wrong Things

I am obviously the worst kind of mother, let me list the ways...

I smoke...sometimes even in my car while my kids are in there.
I make my children pick up after themselves, even when they're at a friend's house.
I let my 13 month old take a bottle of watered down milk to bed with her.
I feed her thinly spread peanut butter on bread.
I also let her have candy, suckers, soda, etc...her favorite is chocolate & Mountain Dew, sometimes even together.
I feed my children Hamburger Helper, hot dogs, and non-organic foods.
I let them drink sugar-free kool-aid type drinks, even with the aspertene.
My 13 month old started eating baby cereal and baby foods when she was only 3 months old.
I started giving her table foods when she was around 6 months old.
I make my children say please and thank you for everything and anything, even working with the 13month old to do so as well.
I make my 6 year old say ma'am and sir when answering an adult.
I do slap my 13 month old's hand or bottom even when she's messing with something she's not supposed to, after I've repeatedly removed her from the situation and told her no.
I have spanked my older one as well.
I do believe in the Ferber cry it out method.
I also believe in letting my child just throw their fit...in the confines of their own room or crib.
I also believe that a child can start being potty trained as soon as they're walking, especially when they're not happy with being in a soiled diaper.

I'm sure there are things that are currently alluding me, so I'll be adding to this list time to time...

But in my defense, I have perfectly healthy children. They're both well mannered and mind well, at least 10 times better than most children their age. My son was potty trained at 18 months old, both night and day, with only a handful of accidents since then. My daughter is on her way to being potty trained now...we're up to three times on the potty, with her telling me, a day. The house is cleaned up on a regular basis without me having to be stressed about doing it all behind them by myself. They are also both very happy, always smiling and laughing, and can light up any room, no matter how bad your day might of been.

And I could not be a prouder momma of the two children I have raised. I love our late night and early morning snuggles. I love the way they both just give me hugs and kisses just because they want to. I love the way they're both so eager to help me, to please me, and to just hang out with me. There isn't much that I don't just absolutely adore about them. And it completely warms my heart to know that my family and friends just absolutely can't wait for me to come over and bring the kids with me.

Some other things I thought of include :
My children have either slept with me or have had a pillow & blanket in their cribs with them, Mikaila even has a huge stuffed dog & bear in her bed.

I no longer try to keep the cat out of her bed either.

The dogs sleep in the same bed as Mikeal.

I will correct my child right then and there, regardless of where we're act or if it'll embarrass him....I believe that if it embarrasses him then he'll be less likely to do it again...so far its worked.

Mikaila had her first bit of ice cream at only a few weeks old...and it was peanut butter flavored ice cream.

I am also a firm believer in being honest with my children when they ask me a question, especially if it is an important matter, I do not sugar coat life things to them, but I also know when the conversation is beyond their grasp of understanding and then the best answer is "Because I said so".

I also believe in making my children work for things that they really want, telling them that doing XYZ is required before reward ABC is rendered.

I am sure I still have other things to add, and will be doing so as they come to me.

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Teach Your Children Well

Our loving parent the Government ....or ....a parenting guide for the new "America".

(The original version edited by Pete Hendrickson)


I think it is very important that we teach our children about the true nature of government. Now, at last, there is a way to give your children a basic course right in your own home!

In my own experience as a father, I have discovered several simple devices that can illustrate to a child's mind the principles on which the modern state deals with its citizens. You may find them helpful too.

For example, I used to play the simple card game WAR with my son. After a while, when he thoroughly understood that the higher ranking cards beat the lower ranking ones, I created a new game I called GOVERNMENT.

In this game, I was Government, and I won every trick, regardless of who had the better card. My boy soon lost interest in my new game, but I like to think it taught him a valuable lesson for later in life.

When your child is a little older, you can teach him about our tax system in a way that is easy to grasp and will allow him to understand the benefits.

Offer him, say, $10 to mow the lawn. When he has mowed it and asks to be paid, withhold $5 and explain that this is income tax. Give $1 of this to his younger brother, who has done nothing to deserve it, and tell him that this is "fair" because the younger brother 'needs money too'.

Also, explain that you need the other $4 yourself to cover the administrative costs of dividing the money and for various other things you need.

Make him place his $5 in a savings account over which you have authority. Explain that if he is ever naughty, you will remove the money from the account without asking him. Also explain how you will be taking most of the interest he earns on that money, without his permission. Mention that if he tries to hide the money, this, in itself, will be evidence of wrongdoing and will result in you automatically taking the money from him.

Conduct random searches of his room in the small hours of the morning. Burst in unannounced. Go through all of his drawers and pockets. If he questions this, tell him you are acting on a tip-off from a mate of his who casually mentioned that you had both earned a bit of spare cash last week. If you find it, confiscate all of that money and also take his stereo and television. Tell him you are selling these and keeping the money to compensate you for having to make the raid. Also lock him in his room for a month as further punishment.

When he cries at the injustice of this, tell him he is being "selfish" and "greedy" and only interested in looking after his own happiness. Explain that he should learn to sacrifice his own happiness for other people and that since he cannot be relied upon or trusted to do this voluntarily, you will use force to ensure he complies. Later in life he will thank you.

Make as many rules as possible. Leave the reasons for them obscure. Enforce them arbitrarily. Accuse your child of breaking rules you have never told him about and carefully explain that ignorance of your rules is not an excuse for breaking them. Keep him anxious that he may be violating commands you haven't yet issued. Instill in him the feeling that rules are utterly irrational. This will prepare him for living under a democratic government.

He is too young to understand the benefits of democracy, so explain this wonderful system as follows: You, your wife and his brother get together and vote that your son should have all privileges removed, be caned, and confined to his room for a week.

If he protests that you are violating his rights, patiently explain his error and tell him that the majority have voted for this punishment and nothing matters except the will of the majority.

When your child has matured sufficiently to understand how the judicial system works, set a bedtime for him of, say, 10 p.m. and then send him to bed at 9 p.m. When he tearfully accuses you of breaking the rules, explain that you made the rules and you can interpret them in any way that seems appropriate to you, according to changing conditions.

Promise often to take him to the movies or the zoo, and then, at the appointed hour, recline in an easy chair with a newspaper and tell him you have changed your plans. When he screams, "but you promised!", explain to him that it was a campaign promise and hence meaningless.

Every now and then, without warning, slap your child. Then explain that this is self-defense. Tell him that you must be vigilant at all times to stop any potential enemy before he gets big enough to hurt you. This, too, your child will appreciate, not right at that moment, maybe, but later in life.

If he finds this hard to accept, you can further illustrate the point as follows. Take him on a trip across town with you, to a strange neighborhood. Walk into any random house you choose and start sorting out their domestic problems, using violence if that is what is required.

Make sure you use overwhelming force to crush the family into submission - this avoids a protracted visit and becoming involved for long periods of time. Explain to your son that only a coward stands idly by whilst injustice is happening across town. Tell him we are all brothers and problems left to fester will eventually spill over into your neighborhood. Use some of the $5 you took from your son as bus fare and to purchase a baseball bat.

Drink a bottle of whisky and then lecture him on the evils of smoking dope. If he points out your hypocrisy remind him that the majority of people drink and that, as already explained, the needs of the majority are the only moral standard.

Break up any meeting between him and more than three of his mates as being an 'unlawful gathering'. If he strokes the cat without the cat giving its express permission, slap him hard for feline harassment.

Mark one designated spot in the yard where he can leave his bike. If he leaves it anywhere else, padlock it and demand $50 to release it. If he offends more than three times, confiscate the bike, sell it, and keep the money.

Install a CCTV system in your son's bedroom and also record all his telephone conversations. If he protests, accuse him of having something to hide. Explain that only criminals seek privacy and that good, dutiful children relinquish their privacy in exchange for the advantages which protective parenthood offers. Remind him of the boy across town who was caught smoking dope in his bedroom by just such a CCTV system, and explain that this case justifies installing CCTV in all teenagers' bedrooms.

Lie to your child constantly. Teach him that words mean nothing - or rather that the meanings of words are continually "evolving", and may be tomorrow the opposite of what they are today.

Have a word with his teachers at school and ask them to share any merit marks your son achieves, with any ethnic minority or female students who did not get any merit marks. If he questions this policy, explain that these students deserve special treatment because long ago people like them didn't get to go to school at all, and so it is only fair that he shares the merits around today to compensate for this.

This is also probably a good time to tell him that his energy, talent and enthusiasm will not secure him a job if the quota of such 'abused' people has not yet been filled. Tell him talent stands for nothing - it is fairness and sharing which are important. Remind him that his primary duty is the happiness and welfare of people he does not know, and will never meet.

Ban cutlery from your home and make your son eat with his fingers. If he asks why, remind him of the youth who stabbed a cat to death last week with a fork. Explain that if just one cat is saved by the banning of cutlery, then this prohibition will be worthwhile. If he protests, question him closely about why he is intending to kill innocent cats, or accuse him of being a cat hater.

Issue him a pass card which he must show before he can enter the house. Stand guard at the front door. When he comes home, politely but firmly take him into the spare room and question him about his movements.

Ask him how much cash he has on his person. If in excess of $50, confiscate the lot as it exceeds the house rule for maximum cash allowed. Then search his rucksack and pockets. To keep him guessing, do the occasional strip search. If he protests, detain him for longer and make the search more thorough. If he gets really angry at this, hold him in a locked room until he misses his next outing or party.

I know these methods are harsh, but I am only being cruel to be kind.



I think it is very important for children to understand the true nature of the society in which we live today."

~Unknown

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Honestly

I feel REALLY good. I tried out another medication and from what I've experienced today...it is AWESOME! My mind seems more focused, I feel motivated to do things, and I don't feel completely strung out! I know it seems pretty bad for me to have to be on a medication to feel semi-normal...but this is GREAT! I just feel like a HUGE weight was taken off my shoulders, like I can actually feel alive again. Of course I'm going to be a bit leary for a little bit, until I know how its going to completely effect me, but I can honestly say that for the first time, in a REALLY long time I actually feel like I might have a chance at feeling normal.

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About me

Who Are You?
Name: Stephanie Linn Bonds

Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Rising Sign: Capricorn Rising

Birth Year: 1982

Birthplace: Bentonville, AR

Hometown: The world

Is your Hometown a small town, rural town, suburb, city, or inner-city: world-wide

Highschool(s): Salina HS

Are you the eldest, middle, youngest or only child?: Eldest

Heritage: mutt

What Do You Look Like:

Hair Color: Strawberry Ash blonde with Platinum & Red highlights

Eye Color: blue

Skin tone: white

Face Shape: oval?

Height: 6 ft

Weight: more than I'd like to be...less than I used to be

Shoe size: 9 1/2 or 10, depending on the style

What Makes You Tick:
What aspect of your personality do you like best? My confidence

Which aspect of your personality do you like the least? my procrastination and need for perfection in things I do

What are some things about other people that annoy you? lying, strong-arming, rudeness

What are some things about you that might annoy people? my optimism

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? A high school teacher, a mom, and a wife

What is your favorite time of day? When the kids are peacefully sleeping or playing together wonderfully

Are your parents still together, never were together or divorced: Divorced, my mom has re-married, my dad passed last year

How do you handle arguments/disagreements with other people? depends on my hormones, and who the other person is

Would say you are more extroverted or introverted? depends on the situation

Are you spiritual? If yes, is your spirituality influenced by organized religion? I am spiritual, I'm working on it

Name one of your physical traits that you would change if you could: Just one? my weight

Name one of your physical traits that you really like: height and eyes, I can't choose one

Name something you'd like to do before you die: watch my children grow-up, get married, and have their own children

If you could back in time to any point of history, where would you go and why? I don't know that I would...I'd say back to the day I hooked up with my ex and just walk away...but then I wouldn't have Mikeal and well, I wouldn't change that for the world

Have you ever experienced anything supernatural? yes

Are you close to your family members? I'd like to be, most of them make it difficult or impossible

Name some things in life that you are afraid of? snakes

What is your biggest life issue right now? I don't know that I can pick the biggest one....

What Do You Like?
Colors: red

Scents: Cool Water Cologne for men, otherwise, in general, I like the smells of baking

TV Channels: CBS, Fox

Cars: I love to drool over the newer Chargers, but I'm also a sucker for classic HotRods

PC Games: Rappelz...when I think about it.

Snack Foods: jello with fruit or cashews

Beverages: Mt Dew, Coke, water, coffee, various alcoholic ones.

Game Consoles: XBox 360 & Nintendo Game Cube...although I kinda want a Wii

Concerts: not sure I can pick a fav

Conversation Topics: During the election: politics...since then, to piss me off : the economy and these shithead bailouts; otherwise, mommy stuff and new recipes

Newspapers: I get the Delaware County Journal once in a while, which reminds me, I hope to remember to get one tomorrow, as my baby brother is supposed to be in it.

Magazines: Cosmo

Flowers: Roses and Lilies

Radio Stations: Depends on my mood.. there are several I flip threw when I'm thinking about it, mainly 104.5

Jewelry: my wedding ring and a necklace with the kids' birthstones on them

Restaurants: Ruby Tuesday and Chili's

Clubs: which ever one I happen to go to with friends

Websites: The Mom Retreat & MySpace, mainly

CDs: Famous by Puddle of Mudd

Vacation spots: where ever I can actually relax...sometimes just having a couple of quiet hours before bed is enough of a vacation to me

TV commercials: the ones for Guitar Hero World Tour...they crack me up

Radio Commercials: I don't pay close enough attention

Museums: Har-Ber Village

Stores: Wal-Mart?

Outdoor Activities: I'm pretty good and up for about anything....

Do You Like...
Seafood? yes

Sushi? yes

Mexican Food? yes

Italian Food? yes

Chinese Food? yes

Japanese Food? yes

German Food? when I'm in the mood

Greek Food? yes, I am so craving a Greek salad and a Gyro

Polish Food? eh

Mongolian Food? not sure...but its likely I do/would

Barbecue? depends

Cajun Food ? ocassionally

Soul Food? sure

Vegan Food? eh, I'm a meat eater

Cake? Sure

Cheese? yes, I like it

Jalapenos? in my chili

Artichokes? never ate em

Caesar Salad? Its alright

Anchovies? ewwwwwwwwww

Rabbit? too gamey

Deer? LOVE IT!

Bison? its alright

Lamb? yes

Duck? I have one in the freezer for one of these days....

Do You Play...
Baseball? used to

Softball? used to

Basketball? used to, still do ocassionally

Football? sometimes

Hockey? never have

Soccer? never have

Monopoly? I can beat most anyone...no one will play with me anymore....

Checkers? I play with Mikeal once in a while

Chess? Love it! Going to teach Mikeal before too long...granted I can find all the pieces

Scrabble? I'm alright at it.

Trivial Pursuit? People hate me for this one

Poker? I suck at it

Guitar? I would love to, but I love listening to Brian play even more.

Flute? No

Clarinet? No

Piano? No

Violin? If my hands weren't screwed up...I did play the fiddle, not much different

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